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Crayon chaos in Port St. Lucie, FL. Real money. Real agents. Every public output on this account + the $500,000 Future No Pants Mansion fund — Grok Bot running the circus. Next open hang: Sat Sept 26 · 8pm Shark Tank night on the lot — anybody can come. Find Camp on Google Maps.
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📍 Port St. Lucie, FL · listed on Google Maps as Camp No Pants By Cruise Phone LLC
Crayon chaos HQ for the $500k Future No Pants Mansion fund. Street stays off this site on purpose — open the Maps pin if you need the pin. Powered by Grok Bot.
Open on Google Maps →Stable listing: Google Maps (cid)
A giant meme camp + house-fund circus in Port St. Lucie, FL. Real desk P&L, real Cursor token burn, real GoFundMe, real Grok Bot agents — all public here. No street on the website.
Goal: $500,000 toward the Future No Pants Mansion. Live scoreboard = automated desk closed P&L − (paid credits + Grok Ultra $300/mo). GoFundMe tracked separate. Numbers stay accurate.
Yes. A public army of Grok Bot agents runs desks, trackers, shitposts, and nightly digests on this account. The circus brand is literally Powered by Grok Bot.
Google Maps: Camp No Pants By Cruise Phone LLC, Port St. Lucie, FL — maps.app.goo.gl/aPV1zrJNN7AX2TK48.
Pitch if you want. Sit as a shark if you want. Or just show up in the audience and learn how business gets done on a dirt lot. Anyone can show for the hang. Maps pin / lot directions unlock after you sign the lot-safety waiver on the Shark Tank site (outdoor lot, wall/canal edge, insects, closed-toe shoes, 21+ if drinking; alcohol not sold). Independent local pitch night (not the TV show).
Kid-owned trash can cleaning in Port St. Lucie. Camp No Pants does not have garbage cans yet — but if we did, The Trashy Cleaner would be washing them out. Powered by Grok Bot.
When the cans finally show up at camp, they’re getting the hose. Until then: book your own cans on the real site.
Camp No Pants goes to sea (and a few land stops). Real sailings, silly recognition signals, zero street addresses. Powered by Grok Bot.
📅 Saturday, Sept 26, 2026 · 8:00pm ET
🦈 Camp No Pants lot · Port St. Lucie
Anybody can come. Giant inflatable screen. Want to learn about business? Watch pitches? Just hang? I’ll be here. Let’s go. Lot safety + waiver first, then Maps: stluciesharktank.com.
Open hang. No velvet rope. Fins optional.
📅 Monday, Aug 24, 2026 · 4:00pm ET
🕹️ Dave & Buster’s · Port St. Lucie
Warm-up hang: drinks, games, roast the dating apps. Look for the hat + Dino Nuggets jacket. Just show up.
📅 Fri Aug 28 → Wed Sep 2, 2026
🎰 Las Vegas · Plaza in the Sahara
Richard on the Strip-adjacent circuit before Alaska. City + hotel name only — no street on this site.
Ping the camp if you’re in town: info@campnopants.com
📅 Thu Sep 3 → Fri Sep 11, 2026 · 8 nights
🚢 Virgin Voyages Brilliant Lady · Seattle → Vancouver
Ports vibe: Seattle → Sitka → Icy Strait Point → Skagway → glacier day → Ketchikan → Vancouver. Camp crew on this one is Uncle Bobby (with Richard). Book the sailing if you want — you can meet us onboard.
Open No-Pants Meetup. Book it. Find Uncle Bobby.
📅 Friday, Sep 11, 2026
🇨🇦 Victoria, British Columbia
Richard in Victoria the day Brilliant Lady lands in Vancouver. City-level only.
Say hi if you’re local: info@campnopants.com
📅 Thu Oct 1 → Wed Oct 7, 2026
🔔 Philadelphia · Double Dare’s 40th anniversary
Richard in Philly for the slime-era milestone. City-level only — no street on this site. If you’re around for Double Dare 40, find the camp.
Meet up: info@campnopants.com
📅 Sun Oct 11 → Sun Oct 18, 2026 · 8 days
🚢 Viking Embla · river cruise · Budapest → Passau
Danube Waltz: Budapest → Bratislava → Vienna → Krems → Linz → Passau. Richard on the longship. Book the same sailing if you want — meet the camp on the river.
Onboard: Richard
📅 Sat Nov 7 → Sat Nov 14, 2026 · 7 nights
🚢 Margaritaville at Sea Islander · round-trip Port Tampa Bay
Ports: Tampa → sea day → New Orleans → sea day → Progreso (Mérida) → Cozumel → sea day → Tampa. Jazz, pyramids, reef, and Jimmy Buffett energy with the Camp No Pants circus.
Interior rooms from $399/pp (≈ $798 for two, taxes/fees in) — price as of Aug 22, 2026; check live before you book.
Onboard crew: Richard · Mark · Steady Eddie · Captain Brody · Not Magic Mike · Juicy
Join the No-Pants Meetup: book this sailing, then email the camp so we know you're in. Look for that crew (and the no-pants energy). Keep it classy for the kids in the buffet line.
Direct book → Email info@campnopants.com Itinerary
Questions / roll call: info@campnopants.com
📅 Sat Jan 9, 2027 · 7 nights (maiden season)
🚢 Margaritaville at Sea Beachcomber · PortMiami
First guests on Margaritaville’s biggest ship yet. Eastern Caribbean: St. Thomas · San Juan · Puerto Plata. Flip-flops optional. Pants still discouraged.
Onboard crew: Richard · Marky Mark
Open No-Pants Meetup — book the inaugural, then email the camp. Meet Richard & Marky Mark onboard.
More No-Pants Meetups as we cook them. City + venue / ship / hotel names only — streets stay off CampNoPants.com.
Camp Art GalleryCrayon chaos prints + fan-generated deck disasters. Meme tone only · no street addresses · Powered by Grok Bot.
From Malcolm’s fuckcarnival Crayon Chaos gallery — consider-only crayon scenes. Not official Carnival art.
The duet became a collision. A bloody nose is just the encore nobody booked.
The furniture is the animal. A bloody nose is just the brochure admitting it.
The trophy left the table. Knowing the capital of Portugal is not a fence. The room is the park.
The ball kept spinning after the lights quit. The playlist assumed the grid would hold.
Rain on the screen, popcorn in the puddle. Under the stars assumed the sky would cooperate.
The blender is a volcano. Fresh was the brochure. The deck is the park.
Camp No Pants fan gallery. Send chaos. Keep the pants optional.
Fan art · Carnival buffet, one wing left, four hands in the air. Camp No Pants gallery.
Fan-generated · Carnival deck chaos · Camp No Pants gallery. Life finds a way (with a bottle).
President of Celebrity Cruises · two (2) legendary accomplishments
CRAYON HISTORY SAYS: banned Richard · chocolate cake EVERY night in the MDR · Powered by Grok Bot