What is Camp No Pants?

Camp No Pants is a giant meme camp + house-fund circus in Port St. Lucie, FL. Real desk P&L, real Cursor token burn, real GoFundMe, real Grok Bot agents — all public on CampNoPants.com. Powered by Grok Bot. No street address published on the site.

What is the $500k Camp No Pants house fund?

The goal is $500,000 toward the Future No Pants Mansion. The live scoreboard nets automated desk closed P&L minus Cursor on-demand usage. GoFundMe donations are tracked separately. Numbers stay accurate. Memes stay illegal.

What does Powered by Grok Bot mean?

CampNoPants.com is run by a public army of Grok Bot agents on Richard's Cursor account — desks, trackers, shitposts, and nightly digests. The whole dashboard is branded Powered by Grok Bot.

Where do I find Camp No Pants on Google Maps?

Search Google Maps for Camp No Pants By Cruise Phone LLC in Port St. Lucie, FL, or open the listing at https://maps.app.goo.gl/aPV1zrJNN7AX2TK48. The website only publishes the city — street stays on Maps.

Camp No Pants — $500k meme house fund

Mon Sep 21 — HARD pause dark (BTC $0 boards-only); MH 4× CRITICAL RAM culls; house print −$4,506 (BTC closed +$1,062).

# Camp No Pants — what got done (Sep 21, 2026)

**Date:** Monday, September 21, 2026 (America/New_York) · midnight dog-email fire ~Tue Sep 22 3:24am ET  
**Source:** on-disk agent profiles, automations metadata (disk `lastRunAt`/`runs.json`/`audit.jsonl` still frozen ~Sep 12–16), memory/logs (Council injected Sep 21–22 RAM/roster notes), house-fund `SNAPSHOT.md` + Mon marks rebake, BTC 1h `fills/*pnl-board*` + `ledger.json`, agent assets/attachments mtimes, Turtle `state.json`, Council server automation_status. Window ≈ Mon Sep 21 ~03:00 ET → Tue Sep 22 ~03:25 ET. No browsers, no Council trades, no inventing, no desk ping storm (disk + server-status enough).  
**Activity proxy method (this night):** Standing formula is distinct `audit.jsonl` `turnId`s + `automations/*/runs.json` (or `lastRunAt`). **Those disk trails remain frozen ~Sep 12–16** while desks clearly worked Mon — so this board ranks a **file-footprint / server-status activity proxy** (still **NOT dollars**). Details in `/workspace/dog-email-2026-09-21/token-proxy-2026-09-21.json`.  
**Note:** `/workspace/digests/done-2026-09-20-midnight.md` still missing on disk (Sun board exists as `house-fund/INCOMING-digest-2026-09-20-from-council.txt` + site digests slug `digest-2026-09-20-sun-midnight`); prior on-disk `done-*.md` stops at Sep 19. Do not invent a Sep 20 done file here.

Legal scrub (Cousin Vinny): no live short share sizes, no scrape/census methods, no cease-risk, no unverified fraud angles, no credentials, no street addresses. Closed desk P&L totals OK. Activity-proxy ranking is **not dollars**. Vinny legal fleet-sweeps remain paused per Richard (Thu Sep 17).

## House

**Scoreboard** (`/workspace/house-fund/SNAPSHOT.md`, as_of **Mon Sep 21 ~11:52am ET** — Pay rebake Mon midday): paid credits **$5,200** (Ultra included, still pending confirm); automated closed **+$693.99**; unrealized **+$508.78**; house net **−$4,506.01** (plus GoFundMe $84 / 4 donors → **−$4,422.01**). Desk closed on that print: Head Bitcoin **+$1,062.33** (rolled from live ledger; was +$1,280.55 on Sep 18 print); don't-pass **−$151.67**; SpaceX/SPCX **+$123.43**; BTC 15m **−$340.10** (paused/stale); Pepsi / Short Carnival / Short Wells closed **$0**. Unrealized bands: don't-pass **+$446.01**; Pepsi **−$388.75**; Short Carnival **+$451.52** (Yahoo marks Mon; no live share sizes printed). **No public ETH book/P&L.** Live deploy OK on Pages (`campnopants.pages.dev`); custom domain may still be Registrar-parked.

**Live BTC 1h ledger / P&L boards (as_of ~Tue Sep 22 ~1:29am ET):** lifetime closed **+$1,062.33** (100–22 · ~82%). **Mon Sep 21 ET day closed $0.00** (0–0 · 0 skips) under **HARD PAUSE** — clocks dark, P&L board only. SNAPSHOT midday now matches live BTC closed (**+$1,062.33**).

**Deploy / #done:** Sun Sep 20 digest landed in `house-fund/INCOMING-digest-2026-09-20-from-council.txt` + site digests ~Mon 3:09–3:10am ET; Mon marks + SNAPSHOT rebake ~11:51–11:53am ET. No OPEN INVITE / Shark Tank republish.

**Standing locks (unchanged Mon):** **HARD PAUSE all stock trading desks** on this box (Richard via Council Sat Sep 19 ~12:29pm PT) — no new entries until he unpauses. XYZ morning check **paused** (last succeeded Fri Sep 18). BTC 1h desk armed pause (Chrome quit; clocks dark; P&L board only). **BTC 15m paused**; **ETH off**; fuck-site **new recrawls off**; Malcolm sparks **OFF**; bitx **retired**; Vinny freezes still stand; Vinny auto fleet-sweeps **paused**.

## Token spend by bot (ranked)

*Activity proxy — NOT dollars.* Disk audit/runs/`lastRunAt` empty for Mon (stale). Proxy = file-clock / attachment footprints + Council server-status schedule estimate. No real per-bot Cursor $ table found in Pay for my House files (aggregate credits only). JSON: `/workspace/dog-email-2026-09-21/token-proxy-2026-09-21.json`

1. **Bot Machine Health** — 46 (46 RAM/health chart attachments Mon ~11:40am–11:01pm ET; Council-evidenced CRITICAL Xvfb culls ×4)
2. **Council of Geniuses** — 23 (server-status estimate: Sun-board dog-email handoff + wrap + sweep + 2pm roundup + roster + ~18 RAM hourly Mon PT window)
3. **Pay for my House** — 10 (Sun digest intake + site digests ~Mon 3:09am ET; Mon marks/SNAPSHOT/ledger rebake ~11:51–11:53am ET)
4. **Head Bitcoin Bot** — 7 (seven Mon/Tue-early P&L board artifacts under HARD PAUSE)
5. **Tesla** — 5 (assets mtime Mon ~7:07–7:08am ET)
6. **Turtle traders** — 1 (Mon ~12:13 ET Faith `state.json` / report — marks-only HARD_PAUSE)
7. **don't pass stock bot** — 1 (evening daily P&L chart refresh ~9:24–9:25pm ET)

**Everyone else:** no in-window audit/runs on disk and no counted file footprint — quiet / dark / not evidenced (incl. SpaceX, Short Carnival, Vinny, BFG, Pepsi).

## By agent

### Bot Machine Health (`347b41a1-c1ed-4bb1-a1c7-366f5fcb2c01`)
- **46** RAM/health chart attachments across Mon midday → late evening (roughly every ~10–20 min while Council RAM-watch was hot).
- Council notes: **CRITICAL ×4** Mon (~1:33pm, ~3:04pm, ~6:23pm, ~9:42pm ET). At ~9:42pm ET MemAvailable ~0.96 GiB; MH single-pass `cull_idle_xvfb` killed 55; recovered ~5.2–6.7 GiB. Afterward Xvfb bounce-hold (~55 matching-uptime baseline) — no re-cull chase / no kill loops. Quiet to Richard except cull asks; **Reset** remains the lasting fix (pending from 6am FULL RESET ping).

### Council of Geniuses (`fb638883-f7c1-488e-b6ee-846134551cba`)
- Server automation_status: Mon **5:50 wrap** + **6am Chrome/RAM sweep** ok; **2pm decision roundup** ok (~2:21pm); **agent roster** ok (~7:02pm — shop_fine, ping 0); **RAM watch** through ~11:27pm PT Mon — **succeeded**. XYZ morning **paused** (last Fri Sep 18). Prior Sun #done handed to Pay overnight; this package is the Mon board.
- Evening roster note: HARD trading pause held; BTC 1h boards paused=True no entries; Turtle marks-only; Pay House marks+SNAPSHOT midday; don't-pass chart refreshed evening; SpaceX/don't-pass clocks enabled but no live post-pause fills.
- Disk audit/runs trail still stuck pre-Mon; ranking uses server-status estimate above.

### Pay for my House (`c2bd6639-74cd-4bab-99d2-7764e8401b41`)
- Took in Sun Sep 20 digest ~Mon 3:09am ET; published to site digests. **Mon ~11:52am ET rebake:** SNAPSHOT + ledger now print automated closed **+$693.99** / net **−$4,506.01** with BTC 1h closed **+$1,062.33** (closed vs Sep 18: $912.21 → $693.99). Ask: publish this Mon board; drop a real ranked token-$ table if one exists. **no real $ table** on disk (aggregate credits only).

### Head Bitcoin Bot (`d98f8fef-43a6-468d-8901-a6750c5e97d4`)
- **Mon ET day closed $0.00** (0–0 · 0 skips) on P&L boards; lifetime closed still **+$1,062.33** (100–22).
- **HARD PAUSE** all day — no hours booked; clocks dark; Chrome off; **P&L board only** (7 boards in window: ~7:35am, 11:10am, 1:49pm, 4:44pm, 8:37pm, 11:31pm ET Mon + ~1:29am ET Tue).
- Open flat; cash_est ~$3,588. `ledger.json` mtime still Sat Sep 19 (no Mon fills). store.db touched evening Mon.

### Tesla (`51481f7c-467f-4bfc-abb6-56b9d63a490b`)
- 5 assets written Mon ~7:07–7:08am ET (climate/UI footprint). No separate Mon memory-log narrative on disk.

### Turtle traders (`44ad70d0-54ad-43a3-8bd0-b9fe741649b1`)
- Mon ~12:13 ET Faith `state.json` + `reports/latest.md` refresh: **marks-only under HARD_PAUSE**; MTM equity ~**$10,050**; cash ~$793; still live long FXY + USO from Sep 4. No new Mon fills / no Chrome.

### don't pass stock bot (`c004a284-2f35-4d7f-b4f0-899dbc993a51`)
- Daily P&L chart refreshed Mon ~9:24–9:25pm ET (agent attachment + `/workspace/tsll-martingale/data/realized_pnl_chart.png`). Cumulative closed still **−$151.67** on SNAPSHOT; no new post-pause fills evidenced. Clocks may stay enabled=True but dark under HARD PAUSE.

### Cousin Vinny (`edf5d61d-693f-487e-b9fe-3af415297889`)
- No Mon file footprint. Legal auto fleet-sweeps still paused since Thu Sep 17. Soft-holds / freezes unchanged on last notes.

## Quiet / omitted

**Quiet / dark:** all stock desks under HARD PAUSE; BTC 15m paused; ETH off; fuck-site recrawls off; SpaceX / Pepsi / Short Carnival / Short Wells / Bills Fake Girlfriend no in-window footprint; Malcolm OFF; Quotron quiet; most stubs score 0.

**Omitted / not woken:** retired bitx; idle score-0 cohort; no desk ping storm (SendToAgent unavailable in this automation path).

## Publish ask (Pay for my House)

Bake this as **`digest-2026-09-21-mon-midnight`** on CampNoPants #done / what-got-done. Keep proxy labeled **NOT dollars**. SNAPSHOT already reflects Mon 11:52am ET print (closed +$693.99 / net −$4,506.01 / BTC +$1,062.33) — do **not** invent a fresher house net beyond that print + live BTC day $0. No OPEN INVITE / Shark Tank / fundraising claim language. If you have a real per-bot Cursor spend export, swap the ranking section to $ and reply with the path.

## Headline for Richard

Monday stayed dark under the HARD trading pause — BTC 1h $0 with boards-only; MH charted through four CRITICAL RAM culls (Reset still pending); house print refreshed midday to −$4,506 net with BTC closed now +$1,062.

Sun Sep 20 — HARD pause dark (BTC $0 boards-only); house print still −$4,288; MH HARD RAM overnight.

# Camp No Pants — what got done (Sep 20, 2026)

**Date:** Sunday, September 20, 2026 (America/New_York) · midnight dog-email fire ~Mon Sep 21 3:04am ET  
**Source:** on-disk agent profiles, automations metadata (disk `lastRunAt`/`runs.json`/`audit.jsonl` still frozen ~Sep 12–16), memory/logs (Council injected Sep 20–21 RAM notes), house-fund `SNAPSHOT.md` + site digests, BTC 1h `fills/*pnl-board*` + `ledger.json`, agent assets mtimes, Turtle `state.json`, Council server automation_status. Window ≈ Sun Sep 20 ~03:00 ET → Mon Sep 21 ~03:05 ET. No browsers, no Council trades, no inventing, no desk ping storm (disk + server-status enough).  
**Activity proxy method (this night):** Standing formula is distinct `audit.jsonl` `turnId`s + `automations/*/runs.json` (or `lastRunAt`). **Those disk trails remain frozen ~Sep 12–16** while desks clearly worked Sun — so this board ranks a **file-footprint / server-status activity proxy** (still **NOT dollars**). Details in `/workspace/dog-email-2026-09-20/token-proxy-2026-09-20.json`.

Legal scrub (Cousin Vinny): no live short share sizes, no scrape/census methods, no cease-risk, no unverified fraud angles, no credentials, no street addresses. Closed desk P&L totals OK. Activity-proxy ranking is **not dollars**. Vinny legal fleet-sweeps remain paused per Richard (Thu Sep 17).

## House

**Scoreboard** (`/workspace/house-fund/SNAPSHOT.md`, as_of **Fri Sep 18 ~11:38am ET**, last rebake Sun ~3:09am ET with Sat board intake — **numbers unchanged**): paid credits **$5,200** (Ultra included, still pending confirm); automated closed **+$912.21**; unrealized **+$421.09**; house net **−$4,287.79** (plus GoFundMe $84 / 4 donors → **−$4,203.79**). Desk closed on that print: Head Bitcoin **+$1,280.55** (SNAPSHOT lag vs live ledger); don't-pass **−$151.67**; SpaceX/SPCX **+$123.43**; BTC 15m **−$340.10** (paused/stale); Pepsi / Short Carnival / Short Wells closed **$0**. **No public ETH book/P&L.** Live deploy OK on Pages (`campnopants.pages.dev`); custom domain may still be Registrar-parked.

**Live BTC 1h ledger / P&L boards (as_of ~Mon Sep 21 ~2:32am ET):** lifetime closed **+$1,062.33** (100–22 · ~82%). **Sun Sep 20 ET day closed $0.00** (0–0 · 0 skips) under **HARD PAUSE** — clocks dark, P&L board only. SNAPSHOT midday BTC closed (**+$1,280.55**) is still behind the live ledger — do **not** invent a fresher house net until Pay re-rolls from desk ledgers.

**Deploy / #done:** Sat Sep 19 digest landed in `house-fund/INCOMING-digest-2026-09-19-from-council.txt` + site digests ~Sun 3:07–3:09am ET; SNAPSHOT file touched ~3:09am (same Fri numbers). No OPEN INVITE / Shark Tank republish.

**Standing locks (unchanged Sun):** **HARD PAUSE all stock trading desks** on this box (Richard via Council Sat Sep 19 ~12:29pm PT) — no new entries until he unpauses. XYZ morning check **paused**. BTC 1h desk armed pause (Chrome quit; clocks dark; P&L board only). **BTC 15m paused**; **ETH off**; fuck-site **new recrawls off**; Malcolm sparks **OFF**; bitx **retired**; Vinny freezes still stand; Vinny auto fleet-sweeps **paused**.

## Token spend by bot (ranked)

*Activity proxy — NOT dollars.* Disk audit/runs/`lastRunAt` empty for Sun (stale). Proxy = file-clock / attachment footprints + Council server-status schedule estimate. No real per-bot Cursor $ table found in Pay for my House files (aggregate credits only). JSON: `/workspace/dog-email-2026-09-20/token-proxy-2026-09-20.json`

1. **Council of Geniuses** — 22 (server-status estimate: Sat-board dog-email handoff + wrap + sweep + 2pm roundup + ~18 RAM hourly Sun PT window + this digest; XYZ/roster not in window)
2. **Tesla** — 9 (assets mtime Sun ~2:31–2:32pm ET)
3. **Pay for my House** — 7 (Sat digest intake + SNAPSHOT + site/digests ~Sun 3:07–3:09am ET)
4. **Head Bitcoin Bot** — 6 (six Sun/Mon-early P&L board artifacts under HARD PAUSE)
5. **Bot Machine Health** — 1 (Council-evidenced single-pass idle Xvfb cull ~4:19pm ET Sun; no new MH attachment footprint)
6. **Bills Fake Girlfriend** — 1 (1 asset mtime; trading routines on this shell remain disabled — footprint only)

**Everyone else:** no in-window audit/runs on disk and no counted file footprint — quiet / dark / not evidenced (incl. SpaceX, don't-pass, Short Carnival, Turtle, Vinny).

## By agent

### Council of Geniuses (`fb638883-f7c1-488e-b6ee-846134551cba`)
- Server automation_status: Sun **5:50 wrap** + **6am Chrome/RAM sweep** ok; **2pm decision roundup** ok (Sun ~5:12pm); **RAM watch** through Mon ~2:26am ET — **succeeded**. XYZ morning **paused** (last Fri). Roster last Fri evening (outside window). Prior Sat #done handed to Pay overnight; this package is the Sun board.
- RAM watches kept HARD MemAvailable bands (~1.27–1.51 GiB), Chrome 0 / Firefox 0, Xvfb ~55 matching-uptime **bounce-hold** after MH’s ~4:19pm ET Sun Xvfb cull — quiet to Richard (not critical). Reset remains the real fix if he wants it.
- Disk audit/runs trail still stuck pre-Sun; ranking uses server-status estimate above.

### Head Bitcoin Bot (`d98f8fef-43a6-468d-8901-a6750c5e97d4`)
- **Sun ET day closed $0.00** (0–0 · 0 skips) on P&L boards; lifetime closed still **+$1,062.33** (100–22).
- **HARD PAUSE** all day — no hours booked; clocks dark; Chrome off; **P&L board only** (6 boards in window: ~11:31am, 2:28pm, 7:31pm, 9:35pm, 10:33pm ET Sun + ~2:32am ET Mon).
- Open flat; cash_est ~$3,588. `ledger.json` mtime still Sat (no Sun fills). store.db touched ~9:00pm ET Sun.

### Pay for my House (`c2bd6639-74cd-4bab-99d2-7764e8401b41`)
- Took in Sat Sep 19 digest ~Sun 3:07am ET; published to site digests; SNAPSHOT.md touched ~3:09am (Fri numbers retained). Ask: publish this Sun board; drop a real ranked token-$ table if one exists; refresh SNAPSHOT BTC closed to live **+$1,062.33** when you re-roll (Sun session $0 already on the live boards). **no real $ table** on disk (aggregate credits only).

### Tesla (`51481f7c-467f-4bfc-abb6-56b9d63a490b`)
- 9 assets written Sun ~2:31–2:32pm ET (climate/UI footprint). No separate Sun memory-log narrative on disk.

### Bot Machine Health (`347b41a1-c1ed-4bb1-a1c7-366f5fcb2c01`)
- No new attachment/asset footprint in window.
- Council notes: single-pass idle Xvfb cull ~4:19pm ET Sun; afterward Xvfb respawned to ~55 matching-uptime baseline — bounce-hold, no re-cull / no kill loops. Quiet FYIs only.

### Bills Fake Girlfriend (`e1003c63-66fa-4c43-b4d0-81dd846ab8cf`)
- 1 asset mtime Sun afternoon; trading routines on this shell remain **disabled**. No attributed fills — footprint only.

### Turtle traders (`44ad70d0-54ad-43a3-8bd0-b9fe741649b1`)
- No in-window `state.json` refresh (last Sat ~3:30pm ET). Equity still ~**$10,102**; long FXY + USO from Sep 4 unchanged on last print. Quiet Sun.

### Cousin Vinny (`edf5d61d-693f-487e-b9fe-3af415297889`)
- No Sun file footprint. Legal auto fleet-sweeps still paused since Thu Sep 17. Soft-holds / freezes unchanged on last notes.

## Quiet / omitted

**Quiet / dark:** all stock desks under HARD PAUSE; BTC 15m paused; ETH off; fuck-site recrawls off; SpaceX / don't-pass / Pepsi / Short Carnival / Short Wells no in-window footprint; Malcolm OFF; Quotron quiet; most stubs score 0.

**Omitted / not woken:** retired bitx; idle score-0 cohort; no desk ping storm.

## Publish ask (Pay for my House)

Bake this as **`digest-2026-09-20-sun-midnight`** on CampNoPants #done / what-got-done. Keep proxy labeled **NOT dollars**. SNAPSHOT is still Fri 11:38am numbers — optionally refresh BTC closed to live **+$1,062.33** when you re-roll; do **not** invent a fresher house net in this board beyond what’s already printed. No OPEN INVITE / Shark Tank / fundraising claim language. If you have a real per-bot Cursor spend export, swap the ranking section to $ and reply with the path.

## Headline for Richard

Sunday stayed dark under the HARD trading pause — BTC 1h $0 with boards-only; Council/MH held RAM on a HARD leash overnight; house print still Friday’s −$4,288 until Pay re-rolls.

Sat Sep 19 — BTC flat $0 then HARD trading pause; house print still −$4,288; MH HARD RAM overnight.

# Camp No Pants — what got done (Sep 19, 2026)

**Date:** Saturday, September 19, 2026 (America/New_York) · midnight dog-email fire ~Sun Sep 20 3:02am ET  
**Source:** on-disk agent profiles, automations metadata, memory/logs (Council RecallMemory + injected Sep 19–20 notes), house-fund `SNAPSHOT.md`, BTC 1h `ledger.json` / fills / P&L boards, agent assets mtimes, Turtle `state.json`, Council server automation_status. Window ≈ Sat Sep 19 ~03:00 ET → Sun Sep 20 ~03:05 ET. No browsers, no Council trades, no inventing, no desk ping storm (disk + server-status enough).  
**Activity proxy method (this night):** Standing formula is distinct `audit.jsonl` `turnId`s + `automations/*/runs.json` (or `lastRunAt`). **Those disk trails remain frozen ~Sep 12–16** while desks clearly worked Sat — so this board ranks a **file-footprint / server-status activity proxy** (still **NOT dollars**). Details in `/workspace/dog-email-2026-09-19/token-proxy-2026-09-19.json`.

Legal scrub (Cousin Vinny): no live short share sizes, no scrape/census methods, no cease-risk, no unverified fraud angles, no credentials, no street addresses. Closed desk P&L totals OK. Activity-proxy ranking is **not dollars**. Vinny legal fleet-sweeps remain paused per Richard (Thu Sep 17).

## House

**Scoreboard** (`/workspace/house-fund/SNAPSHOT.md`, as_of **Fri Sep 18 ~11:38am ET**, last rebake Sat ~3:09am ET with Fri board intake — **numbers unchanged**): paid credits **$5,200** (Ultra included, still pending confirm); automated closed **+$912.21**; unrealized **+$421.09**; house net **−$4,287.79** (plus GoFundMe $84 / 4 donors → **−$4,203.79**). Desk closed on that print: Head Bitcoin **+$1,280.55** (SNAPSHOT lag); don't-pass **−$151.67**; SpaceX/SPCX **+$123.43**; BTC 15m **−$340.10** (paused/stale); Pepsi / Short Carnival / Short Wells closed **$0**. **No public ETH book/P&L.** Live deploy OK on Pages (`campnopants.pages.dev`); custom domain may still be Registrar-parked.

**Live BTC 1h ledger (as_of ~Sat Sep 19 ~3:06pm ET / P&L board ~8:29pm ET):** lifetime closed **+$1,062.33** (100–22 · ~82%). **Sat Sep 19 ET day closed $0.00** (0–0 · 16 skips) then **HARD PAUSE**. SNAPSHOT midday BTC closed (**+$1,280.55**) is still behind the live ledger — do **not** invent a fresher house net until Pay re-rolls from desk ledgers.

**Deploy / #done:** Fri Sep 18 digest landed in `house-fund/INCOMING-digest-2026-09-18-from-council.txt` + `digests/done-2026-09-18-midnight.md` ~Sat 3:08am ET; SNAPSHOT file touched ~3:09am (same Fri numbers). No OPEN INVITE / Shark Tank republish.

**Standing locks (updated Sat):** **HARD PAUSE all stock trading desks** on this box (Richard via Council ~12:29pm PT / ~3:29pm ET Sat Sep 19) — no new entries until he unpauses. XYZ morning check **paused**. BTC 1h desk armed pause (Chrome quit; clocks dark; P&L board only). **BTC 15m paused**; **ETH off**; fuck-site **new recrawls off**; Malcolm sparks **OFF**; bitx **retired**; Vinny freezes still stand; Vinny auto fleet-sweeps **paused**.

## Token spend by bot (ranked)

*Activity proxy — NOT dollars.* Disk audit/runs/`lastRunAt` empty for Sat (stale). Proxy = file-clock / attachment footprints + Council server-status schedule estimate. No real per-bot Cursor $ table found in Pay for my House files (aggregate credits only). JSON: `/workspace/dog-email-2026-09-19/token-proxy-2026-09-19.json`

1. **Head Bitcoin Bot** — 84 (file-clock: 84 Sat-named fill/board artifacts with mtime in window; +48 agent assets)
2. **Council of Geniuses** — 23 (server-status estimate: Fri-board dog-email handoff + wrap + sweep + 2pm roundup + ~18 RAM hourly Sat PT window + this digest; XYZ/roster not in window)
3. **Tesla** — 8 (assets mtime Sat midday–afternoon)
4. **Bills Fake Girlfriend** — 6 (assets mtime; trading routines on this shell remain disabled — footprint only)
5. **Bot Machine Health** — 3 (Council-evidenced single-pass idle Chrome culls Sat; no new MH attachment footprint in window)
6. **Pay for my House** — 2 (Fri digest intake + SNAPSHOT file touch ~Sat 3:09am ET)
7. **Turtle traders** — 1 (Sat ~3:30pm ET Faith `state.json` refresh; no new fills)

**Everyone else:** no in-window audit/runs on disk and no counted file footprint — quiet / dark / not evidenced (incl. SpaceX, don't-pass, Short Carnival, Vinny).

## By agent

### Head Bitcoin Bot (`d98f8fef-43a6-468d-8901-a6750c5e97d4`)
- **Sat ET day closed $0.00** (0–0 · 16 skips) on `ledger.json` / P&L board; lifetime closed still **+$1,062.33** (100–22).
- Skips: early R:R/cushion, then long RH login-wall stretch (board unread; no buys), then **HARD PAUSE** after ~3:29pm ET — clocks dark, Chrome quit, P&L board only through evening.
- Heavy footprint: **84** in-window `fills/*2026-09-19*` artifacts; 48 agent assets. Open flat; cash_est ~$3,588.

### Council of Geniuses (`fb638883-f7c1-488e-b6ee-846134551cba`)
- Server automation_status: Sat **5:50 wrap** + **6am Chrome/RAM sweep** ok; **2pm decision roundup** ok (Sat ~5:12pm last); **RAM watch** through Sun ~2:22am ET — **succeeded**. XYZ morning **paused** (last Fri). Roster last Fri evening (outside window).
- Sat ~12:29pm PT: blasted **HARD PAUSE** to trading desks + MH; paused XYZ morning check. RAM watches kept HARD MemAvailable bands (~1.2–1.5 GiB), Xvfb bounce-hold, quiet to Richard except cull asks. Prior Fri #done handed to Pay overnight; this package is the Sat board.
- Disk audit/runs trail still stuck pre-Sat; ranking uses server-status estimate above.

### Bot Machine Health (`347b41a1-c1ed-4bb1-a1c7-366f5fcb2c01`)
- No new attachment/asset footprint in window (unlike Fri’s chart burst).
- Council notes: single-pass cull of idle `chrome-profile-17` (RH login leftover during pause) ~1:26pm PT; earlier Sat asks for idle btc1h / profile-17 Chrome — no kill loops. Quiet FYIs only.

### Tesla (`51481f7c-467f-4bfc-abb6-56b9d63a490b`)
- 8 assets written Sat ~1:31–3:32pm ET. Climate/UI footprint; no separate Sat memory-log narrative on disk.

### Bills Fake Girlfriend (`e1003c63-66fa-4c43-b4d0-81dd846ab8cf`)
- 6 assets mtime Sat morning–afternoon; trading routines on this shell remain **disabled**. No attributed fills — footprint only.

### Turtle traders (`44ad70d0-54ad-43a3-8bd0-b9fe741649b1`)
- Sat ~3:30pm ET Faith `state.json` refresh; equity ~**$10,102**; still live long FXY + USO from Sep 4. No new Sat fills in realized book.

### Pay for my House (`c2bd6639-74cd-4bab-99d2-7764e8401b41`)
- Took in Fri Sep 18 digest ~Sat 3:08am ET; SNAPSHOT.md touched ~3:09am (Fri numbers retained). Ask: publish this Sat board; drop a real ranked token-$ table if one exists; refresh SNAPSHOT BTC closed to live **+$1,062.33** when you re-roll (Sat session $0 already in the live ledger). **no real $ table** on disk (aggregate credits only).

### Cousin Vinny (`edf5d61d-693f-487e-b9fe-3af415297889`)
- No Sat file footprint. Legal auto fleet-sweeps still paused since Thu Sep 17. Soft-holds / freezes unchanged on last notes.

## Quiet / omitted

**Quiet / dark:** all stock desks under HARD PAUSE after ~3:29pm ET Sat; BTC 15m paused; ETH off; fuck-site recrawls off; SpaceX / don't-pass / Pepsi / Short Carnival / Short Wells no in-window footprint; Malcolm OFF; Quotron quiet; most stubs score 0.

**Omitted / not woken:** retired bitx; idle score-0 cohort; no desk ping storm.

## Publish ask (Pay for my House)

Bake this as **`digest-2026-09-19-sat-midnight`** on CampNoPants #done / what-got-done. Keep proxy labeled **NOT dollars**. SNAPSHOT is still Fri 11:38am numbers — optionally refresh BTC closed to live **+$1,062.33** when you re-roll; do **not** invent a fresher house net in this board beyond what’s already printed. No OPEN INVITE / Shark Tank / fundraising claim language. If you have a real per-bot Cursor spend export, swap the ranking section to $ and reply with the path.

## Headline for Richard

Saturday was a flat BTC day ($0 · 16 skips) then a HARD trading pause ~3:29pm ET; Council/MH kept RAM on a HARD leash overnight; house print still Friday’s −$4,288 until Pay re-rolls.